Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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