Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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