Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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