Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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