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we are all sexual creatures

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yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I am full of burrito and curiosity

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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes

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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.

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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM

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whose shirt was i wearing?

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his little sister's

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what was she wearing

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a feather boa and 6 inch heels

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