thus making me awesome and them whores
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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