My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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