Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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