She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Randomize
