just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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