So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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