in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i dont even know how to be here
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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