She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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