K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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