can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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