Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That's intense
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
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i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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