Dual....:-)
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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