My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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