you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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