You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Randomize
