Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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