I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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