Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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