I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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