why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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