IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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