so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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