I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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