The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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