I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Randomize
