I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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