So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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