Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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