Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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