oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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