fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The power of my boobs compel you
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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