I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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