Do vagina's smell?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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