I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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