I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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