i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.