i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor