He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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