how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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