Where did you get a picture of my penis
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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