I got chris browned last night
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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