At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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