gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
