Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize