you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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