You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
