OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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