I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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