S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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