I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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