i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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