no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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